Letter P Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Health Jokes More Health Jokes

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

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