Nbc Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.