Broadcast Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

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Flintstone Jokes More Flintstone Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Nbc Jokes More Nbc Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Abu Dhabi Jokes More Abu Dhabi Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!