What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!