What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.