Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

What does the quantum duck say?

Quark Quark

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.