Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party