What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis