What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Manicure Jokes More Manicure Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.