What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.