What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre