How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan