What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!