What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"