What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.