What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach