What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)