What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts