Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.