Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.