Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.