Eyeball Jokes

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

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They Turnip

What did the music thief do in college?

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)