How does a pregnant black woman fight crime?

Abortion

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

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What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

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Because it had good connections!

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

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