How does a pregnant black woman fight crime?

Abortion

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"