What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*