What do you call a whore that actually moans?

Hormones.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Why are chemists such whores?

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.