What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.