Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar?

You're screwed if the rubber breaks.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.