Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...