Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.