Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.