A.... GYROScope
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A gyroscope.
Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
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STARbucks.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...