Sharts.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Woopsie Poopsie :)
Use a homophone.
Wop
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
A pie shart.
Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...