How does a black woman stop crime?

She gets an abortion.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.