How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes