How does an abortion doctor like his eggs?

Scrambled.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs