What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound