What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.