What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer