What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !