What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush