What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.