What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.