What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.