What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.