Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"