Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things