Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.