Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.