Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.