Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends