Big Finger Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.