Little Boogie Jokes

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it.

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You put a little boogie on it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco