Beer.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Put it in a square cup
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
Because the only constant is change.
A really good watch.
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
