Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary