Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

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Because they reject setian.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.