Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

removed

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?