What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Pickup lines

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Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!