What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip