What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"