What do cows sit on?

Couches

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!