What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.