What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.