What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !