What is little, red and crawling up a womans leg?

A failed abortion with homesickness.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Homesickness Jokes More Homesickness Jokes